Hipster in stone!

Classical sculptures re-imagined with Hipster guises! Thank you Leo Caillard!

Messages from the spines of books : Nina Katchadourian

Another show in the can, a bit more time and the joy of stumbling across the work of Nina Katchadourian. As summer is almost over in the Northern hemisphere's and spring is sprunging here in Africa, poetry discovered in all the most unusual places is exactly what this Monday needs.

A day at the Beach

Friendship

Love

Hope

Kinds of Love

Indian history for Young Folks

Primitive Art

Mr. Sweet Potatoes

Relax

The Lost Word

Sketches for a hunter

Women

Check out her other work at www.ninakatchadourin.com!

A t-shirt of each please..

If you have ever been to backpacking in Thailand or aspire to one day go, you will more than likely end up in Kho San Road..the mecca for all foreigners to Bangkok. It is the place to meet tanned Australian backpackers in wife-beaters, braid your hair with synthetic florescent yarns, get a non-descript but cheap tattoo, eat greasy pad thai from a street cart and drink a sweet concoction of energy drink, soda and whiskey out of a bucket. Oh my twenties the stories you can tell. It is also the place where you buy the "Sure" brand of t-shirts -a momento most people return with as they are cool tees- well they were before everyone else got into it - and pretty trendy. But as far as black silhouetted faces of Bob Marley and Elvis on bright colours go, I get excited when cooler designs of OTHER, lesser known but still iconic figures come to my attention.
Which begs me to ask..why am I not seeing these designs by Kiersten Essenpreiss on T-shirts everywhere? Or on underwear? Or socks? Or tattoos?

Alien takes Jonesy to the vet - ALIEN

Norman and Mother - PSYCHO

Pinheads weekend side job -HELLRAISER

Jessica Rabbit - WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

Leatherface's Secret Hobby - TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Gozer at the Dog park - GHOSTBUSTERS

Ironing the jumpsuit - HALLOWEEN

Mola Ram plays Bingo - INDIANA JONES :TEMPLE OF DOOM

Joker versus Banksy - BATMAN

And my personal favorite..

Shredder and Krang Ride - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The G-spot in Gatsby

I read the reviews of Gatsby before I saw it. I mean I read EVERYTHING about Gatsby before I saw it. In fact I read so much that I had begun to dislike the film even before I stepped into the cinema and I was ready to be Gatsby-hater along with the rest of 'em. 

But I didn't hate it. In fact, it smacked me in the face that the Great Gatsby as a work of fiction that High-schoolers have to struggle through unenthusiastically and critics label as a seminal work describing the American condition or mentality, is really about a fantasy a person can create.  And it never felt as poignantly real or imagined as in Luhrmans' Great Gatsby. 

That fantasy, not of wealth of fame, (those do apply but not as strongly) but of impressing an ex-lover.

Perfect.

It is every person who has ever been dumped or rejected in some way's simple fantasy of creating a lifestyle of wealth and glamour so irresistible that when the EX sees them in their splendour, they cannot help but weep for the big mistake they made in dumping them, crawling back on their hands and knees to be taken back by this new, shiny version of who we think we should be. 

Very few people do actually end up in the slinky red dress with the perfect hair and the Italian hunk on the arm at the exact moment the EX rolls his shopping cart down the isle you are in buying frozen yogurt and giggling in. More often than not, we are left to facebook stalking via friends who are not blocked and any potential rumours/gossip anyone may want to throw our way out of pity or from being worn down by our non-chalant inquiries. 

It is a sad state of mind that taps into our obsessive and addictive currents of being human. Sigh. And poor Gatsby worked so tirelessly in making that obsession a reality that it turns the stomach when it all crumbles to pieces and Daisy chooses to remain with her jerky husband. You kind of want to shake him and convince him to just let it go JUST LET IT GO MAN!!!, but alas, some characters are just doomed to their fates. 

And this is a very prevalent problem with a lot of friends I have. I can think of PLENTY of nights of wine guzzling and boy bashing where the past mistakes are discussed at length and future plots are discussed such as  showing up to a mutual event, or sending a text or a wall post write that will be seen that sounds coy and cool and then be there looking coy and cool. Man. Take a lesson from Gatsby.  

And that is the lesson isn't it? Gatsby, like many of my friends (and me at intervals in my life) can't seem to get over the fact that Daisy chose someone else and if they or he had only been more, done more, had more it would have all turned out differently. And that's the ripper. You see Daisy is only and imagined reality of a person in the book and in the film. She is only experienced from Gatsby's memory and mind and has very little personality. And that is what we do when we remember our EXES. We remember their niceties, their beauty and the way we felt good about ourselves when we were with them. And that has always been the blow-up sex doll solution to the whole thing. It is absolutely one-sided. And it is our side. 

In real life our EXES just happened to meet someone else that interested them, or they needed to get on with something in their lives or they are players..whatever the case, the way we take it so personally is what makes us all Gatsby's at heart. And unless you let it (It and by it I mean that fantasy EX) go, you may end up being shot in your big empty fantasy house with no friends or family to mourn you ever existed. 

Unless the narrator is Spiderman.  

There is always that.

The fake Real.

As the lights dimmed in the cinema, I obligingly sat through the myriad of trailers and advertisements for the American "Summer" releases - summer you see is winter for us below the equator, which is just a lesser degree of warm.  Feeling a weird sense of deja vu, I watched trailer after trailer of what seems to be the same movie..wait a minute..was it the SAME movie? Was there an announcement I missed which stated that the next wave of films released would all be sci-fi based, CGI-spacecrafts/planets/fights/effects, post-war, planet-in-ruins, set in 2154(or the future), ecological wasteland/paradise themed, action blockbusters? That time Armeggedon and Deep Impact was released doesn't hold a candle to this plethora of movies that are disgustingly the SAME. Perhaps there a committee of people who gather in a little room that decide over a box of Krispy Creme donuts and Big Gulps, what trend of films to release to the public, you know the way they decide fashion trends but with more coke and less calories? And sadly, do they think that we wouldn't notice?

Perhaps Oblivion, the film I was about to watch will rake in the most moola, as it is the first of the SAME movie released. The SAME movie it seems would included: World War Z, Star Trek (I am a fan of this new rebooted series, do not get me wrong, but after watching the 6th trailer of the SAME movie, I can't remember diddly squat about it, except that Benedict Cumberbatch is in it and I want to lick his face), After Earth (good luck Will Smith), Man of Steel and Iron Man 3 (both a bit more comic booky, but still, those landscapes burning, fight scenes between CGI spaceships- yawn)  and Elysium ..boo the SAME MOVIE.

I almost felt excited to see the trailer to the Hangover 3.

Which brings me to the topic of this post. The fakeness of the real in movies. In "The Story Of Cinema" Episode 14, Mark Cousins reflects on the early 90's as the time when CGI starts being implemented as a tool to create reality in Cinema. From its beginnings in films like The Abyss, Titanic and Gladiator,  those first attempts were pretty exciting and groundbreaking. With obvious room for improvement of course. The more accustomed  audiences became to these special effects, the less REAL they seemed. This was due of course to the fact that the actual technology needed to develop a significant deal to get it to the Life of Pi of 2013. And even so, we all know it isn't a real tiger or ocean or or or, and yet we give ourselves willingly in believing what we see because we love to imagine. And it is for that reason that we take such offence when the CGI is of a lower quality in films. Hally Berry is still trying to salvage some of that Oscar reputation after Catwoman, every Hulk ever imagined on screen fails and that weird molten scorpion/Rock combo of The Scorpion King and The Mummy Returns is just terrible...thank goodness the Fast and Furious has no end in sight as Dwayne Johnstone needs the cash.

As counterbalance to all this, the very recent passing of Ray Harryhausen at the age of 92 seems to mark the end of something. Something important for what is considered "real" in films.
Mr. Harryhausen was and is considered by many as a pioneer of stop-motion model design. He designed and built and filmed the skeletons fighting in 1963's Jason and the Argonauts, made the swaying snake woman in 1958's The Seventh voyage of Sinbad and created the awesome Medusa from the original 1981 The Clash of the Titans to name but a few. 

The man himself.

Maggie Smith as you have never seen her before.

Connely highlights the significant differences between Harryhausen's  dynamation and stop-motion film making and today's CGI special effects in this article from the Guardian. Simply put, in stop-motion an actual 3-dimensional character is built or made and filmed on sets. It has shape, shadow, dimension, a real feel of gravity to it. In CGI, everything is rendered on a flat surface - light and shape has to be created and it costs a whole lotta of money. It is the case of  "practical effects" versus "digital effects".

See..Monster.

Ray Harryhausen is said to have inspired Lucas in creating the special effects for Star Wars, Spielberg in his Jurassic Park renditions, Tim Burton's Nightmare before Christmas and Frankenweenie, as well as Nick Park's work on Wallace and Gromit.

 "The first time I dabbled in clay," said Spielberg, "was to try and recreate some of the amazing characters that Ray created for those breakthrough pictures."

I sense a relationship here.

Of his personality it is said that he was a loner. a man who developed his own techniques and who became disillusioned with the industry after the release of the Clash of the Titans. As the Telegraph delightfully reports on his process: 

Apparently he tried to hold onto as many of his original creations as he could, but as they were made of rubber and rubber disintegrates it was not to be.

 "He got his father, a machinist, to make the metal endoskeletons and armatures for his creations, which he then covered in latex. His mother sewed the costumes. Later, he would cook his models in the oven, to the dismay of his wife." 

Fee fi fo fum

"Fantasy is a strange thing. If you make it too real, you lose the effect of fantasy." -Harryhausen 

I agree that Harryhausen was a creator of characters not of images and that his creations had a heart beating in them and through them that just doesn't feel present in today's cinema. I don't think I'm going to miss much if I choose not to spend my money on going to see the SAME film this summer. But I will miss pioneers in cinema who create their own art. 

Ps. fun fact, the nice restaurant in Pixar's Monsters Inc is called "HarryHausens".

I'll have an M.T. on the rocks. And make it a double.

I like news. I never thought I did. But somehow as age gathers like a wedgie, world events seem to matter and you stop paying attention to the bartender and more attention to the screen behind him. This week in world news is pretty interesting stuff.  Very public figures are doing kooky things..Kim Jong Un is doing what he does, the Pope is washing ladies feet and of course Margaret Thatcher dying on us leaving many British people without someone to hate.

Other things Kim Jong Un do.

Now I don't know about you, but my association with Margaret is totally different.  Whenever I think of M.T., I end up thinking about one thing..

Meryl Streep

That's right I think about Meryl Streep. And how she did that jumping split in Mamma Mia.

I want to call her up and ask her how she feels about M.T. now that she's no longer of this world and as  it turns out I am not the only one who is curious. In fact Michael Shulman posted this little article in what I like to call The world wonders about Meryl and Margaret and even includes part of Meryl's press release in regards to M.T.'s life and death.   Darn tooten! I have taken the liberty to add a quote from said release as it contains such interesting words to describe a woman I knew nothing about prior to the screening of the "Iron Lady".  (In a way it is frightening to learn history from cinema. But that is a discussion all by itself).

 "But to me she was a figure of awe for her personal strength and grit. ... To have withstood the special hatred and ridicule, unprecedented in my opinion, leveled in our time at a public figure who was not a mass murderer; and to have managed to keep her convictions attached to fervent ideals and ideas—wrongheaded or misguided as we might see them now—without corruption—I see that as evidence of some kind of greatness, worthy for the argument of history to settle."

As I am not British and can only observe the love and loathing the people of England are displaying I did a bit more delving into M.T. and her policies. The Guardian posted a pretty helpful article in this regard For M.T. doubt was for WIMPS! so I understand why so many of the blue collar folk of the Isles have only bad things to say about her.

Extra Extra! Read all about it. M.T. still fucking us over post-mortem!

She certainly had a way of making the poor feel like their poverty was a failure of character in some way (a reference to Hendrik Hertzberg's Thatcherist). It still is remarkable that she was re-elected three times and ran as Prime Minister for 11 years.  In a world where poor Hilary Clinton gets kicked in the ovaries every time she gets close to the important podiums, it is a testament to her strength of character that she held onto that position for as long as she did. And that she passed so many unfair policies uncompromisingly and definitively. She was quite a character to hate, but then we have many of them in politics. None that I would go to a "death party" for, but still. Here's the thing about figureheads in the past..history has proven that given enough time, even the worst of them may end up the icon of a t-shirt spawning "Liberty, Freedom and Coolness", or perhaps in M.T.'s case "Resolve and Propriety". You just never know what time does to an "icon's" reputation and how it could shift to become a symbol of something entirely different.

R.I.P MeryImeanMargaret..

Now as I last posted about the role of artists as mediators of the history they are making, I would like to add this homage of portraits of and about M.T. as they appeared in a recent edtion of Art Times.

Benjamin Shine, Margaret Thatcher, Eyelet Portrait

Karine Percheron-Daniels, Margaret Thatcher Nude

Kristin Halldorsdottir Eyefeels, Margaret Thatcher Prime Minister UK

Lola Dupré, Margaret Thatcher

Matt McLaren, Bow to Me Fixed

Vivienne Westwood's Tattler

Pete Mason, Margaret Thatcher

Richard Stone, Margaret Thatcher

Baroness Thatcher unveils her portrait by Richard Stone at No 10

Neil Simmons, Baroness Thatcher by sculptor

Textportraits, Margaret Thatcher

To end, I'll let you in on a funny little fact that a Taiwanese TV channel confused Margaret Thatcher with the Queen of England and broadcast images of the dead "Queen" instead of M.T. And just like me, Thailand posted images of Meryl instead of Thatcher in their broadcast of the story. God bless Asia.