bitches gotta eat: instagram > whiskered meat beard.
"because sometimes you have to fuck the funny people. or the people who helped with your car note last month. or the awkward people who bought you a cheeseburger. NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE GORGEOUS. don't the marginally-attractive deserve a good bone-down every once in a while, too?!?!! damn, lady! maybe i'm just bitching because i met dude and he was chivalrous and asked me real questions about my stupid cat and how poorly my fantasy team did this season and then he paid for everything and i thought for that alone that young man deserved a firm, moderately-paced handjob at the very least. i should've just given him one under the table before the dessert course. poor fella."
i LOVE this blog! Sexy times is always fun, but the whole saga of meeting, mingling, meshing can be pretty blah..the older you get the truer this becomes. So yeah! Sometimes you have to fuck the funny people.
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